After a five-year absence and learning of her ex-husbands death, Bette moves back to town to live with her son and brother-in-law. Bette and the Uncle get it on together and decide that they want to get married. A love triangle grows between Bette, her son & the uncle and the three of them live 'together' as a threesome happily ever after.
A young man stumbles across an unusual antique store going out of business and purchases a chess set, only to discover that it contains eight trapped Greek Gods and Goddesses. With help from some friends, he must free them all from captivity before time runs out.
Penises don't come with a size label on them so how's a boy supposed to know? Looking at porn you might be forgiven for thinking that they're all eight inches long.
My husband is gone and I need a fresh start. There's homesteads in the Oklahoma Territory free for the taking if I can hold on to it. All I need to do is set my stake and live there for five years. Problem is, a no-account scalawag of a man has his eye on the same claim. And on me. I need to get rid of him, but when we set our stakes at the same time, things get a lot more complicated.
When lightning strikes, an entity made of a particular type of energy is left stranded in a hostile environment, and seeks shelter in the body of a nearby woman. Figuring out how to survive has unintended consequences for a small town.