WRITTEN BY PHOEBE: Have you ever had to work a Saturday? Well, then you know how easy it is to let your guard down when you're almost by yourself, working in the warehouse with only the boss in the front office.
"I talked to Kent," he said. "I think I talked him out of the resisting charge..." My eyes went wide. I'd forgotten that. I opened my mouth to talk, but he spoke first. "So," he said, "this your first arrest?"
A groom gets dumped at the airport when his new wife runs off with another man before their honeymoon flight. Heartbroken, he asks his mother-in-law to come along instead, and she reluctantly agrees.
While enjoying a refreshing holiday at a tropical beach resort with her loving family, a beautiful sociopath named Pamela seizes upon an opportunity to kill several birds with one stone. This is a gonzo cuckold story. Use the codes. Avoid disappointment. NOTE: No actual birds were injured while writing this story.