A story in the Haven Tails Universe
David Howard is fed up with his life in the Mafia-controlled state of New Jersey, even if it is the only state with a working government in the post-apocalyptic world that exists since Fireball Day. Between his mob-loving (literally) wife Andrea and his psycho gay ex-friend and boss with benefits, Steven, David is more than ready to call it quits. He just won't get to do it alone.
This is my very true story. I was introduced to sex by my older cousin. He made me his slut, even sharing me with his friends. That chartered the course for the rest of my life. Wendy K
An old English saying dating from the 1720s, "it never rains, it pours", means if you suffer one misfortune you're often beset by a series of disasters. This saying was adapted in a 1914 US advertise for a company selling salt so well packaged that the salt would never get wet and clog, hence the slogan "When it rains, it pours". Everybody gets those times when everything goes wrong, only I've notched it up to "When it Snows". Lots of profanity and healthy sex between wrinklies.
Work-at-home guy helps his neighbors out. The plumbing that needed fixing was between a hottie's legs. Like the future of many relationships, he has no idea where this will lead.