Hey kids! A picture story! Gather in, especially you boys. Jason, come sit on my lap. Ha! Ha! Fooled you. The pictures are from museums. Cupid and Venus, the mF classic, a relationship needing more than my words to fully appreciate. Jason, maybe we can show the pictures better if I hold them down here. Don't worry if anything happens; the other children aren't paying any attention. (If you prefer to avoid allusions to a mm relationship, skip this story and read what you enjoy.)
Clarence, the cross-eyed cupid, has been charged with a mission of vital importance. This is his last chance to prove he's not a complete screw-up to his boss, with the future in the balance.