A Westmouthshire Universe Story
When Dave Cartwright sees an ad in the local newspaper offering twenty-seven inches of Prime British Beef, it plants the seed of an idea which leads to a unique celebration his wife's upcoming fortieth birthday and a night that neither one of them will ever forget. "The Big Four Ohhh!" is the first new short story by novelist Marc Nobbs since 2007 and is his twist on a classic erotic fiction set-up.
This is a spinoff story of Lefitte the pirate vampire who dwells along the Gulf Coast. The original series was about the Voodoo Queen but this series will only refer to her without any inclusion in the scenario. The lair of Lafitte is in a basement under hallowed ground so it is relatively safe from most predators. His supply of virgins is assured because of favors granted to the Voodoo Queen and his clan harvest new sources of blood at least once a week in the French Quarter.
EXITS A lover of things medieval, Calliope wants to know what Henry VIII's fifth wife experienced when she went to the headsman's block. She's a lusty wench for lusty times, and thoroughly enjoys her Exit.
A young girl is both beautiful and promiscuous. Yet she has not achieved sexual satisfaction in a world filled with hedonism. On the verge of ending her existance, she discovers the renewing powers of anonymous sex. Genderless, faceless sex awakens her body to orgasmic delights. A luscious body hidden by baggy clothes and a gorgeous face hiding behind the greasepaint of a clown is the yellow brick road of her release from the confines of proper behavior and suffocating chains of conformity.
A brother is tired of his overly smart but helpless sister. With their parents gone on a trip he discovers her new capabilities. He experiments on her to find out how her brain and body truly interact.
I was inspired by the opening premise of Oliver Twist’s excellent “My double life as a whore,” where a surprise meeting in a hotel bar leads to many other things, to recount my own true story of my recent hotel bar adventure.