Bethany was different. She was smart. She found humor in clever jokes and stupid puns. She took all the science electives with us pseudo-nerds. She wouldn't put out for any of the handsome jocks. She wouldn't put out at all. Bethany wasn't your typical cheerleader. Caution: *May* contain science humor
Uncle thinks he's acting as therapist, but funny thing about the word "therapist": if you separate it like so, it's "the rapist" ... and it's still incest!
It's Christmas Eve and Kris Kringle's son Fritz goes out with an old copy of The List to find out if the formerly naughty little girls have grown up to be naughtier big girls.