If you are having a bad day and need a lift, perhaps reading the items under this title will give you a pick up. I hope you enjoy!! Feel free to forward to friends. Be advised the jokes you are enjoying were not created by Jack Spratt but are from many sources, many are from readers. I claim no copy-right to any of them.
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A Taking the Class Story (2)
The year is 20XX in a world where people possess supernatural abilities. Will White, the vice president of a certain high school's student council, is a people person. He's most known for acing his classes despite sleeping through most of them, skipping student council meetings to teach underclassmen girls about post-date etiquette, and being the son of a senior partner at an esteemed law firm. But when the president of the student council puts her foot down, Will may have to make some changes.
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Bored out of her mind in a tiny desert town, 18-year-old Lindsay Delacroix decides to take a massive leap of faith and try something new (and very unethical) with her life. What will her parents think if they ever find out?
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We'd been friends for what seemed like forever, always secretly fantasising about the other. Now's the start of our time...

How it all ended?

"We want you to propose marriage to that girl you just met - Mindy Marlow over there - tonight. We want her acceptance tonight, too." Luke's friends made him an expensive and friendly bet, and he took it. From then on his life changed dramatically, especially his sex life. Mindy and Luke both get more than they bargained for, and so do their friends who also get caught up in the flow of energy they exude.
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Wronged by her boyfriend, Emily vows to change her ways. No longer will she be the typical subservient girlfriend, instead, from now on, she's going to be the one in charge. But where does she start and with whom? That's where her new stepbrother comes in. She learns her younger stepbrother, Tommy, just so happens to be infatuated with her. Emily has found her first mark.

A teenaged boy is gifted a ring which brings magical consequences to his life. Everyone around him, including his mother, teachers, and schoolmates are affected.
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A dystopian look into a future of neural links, legalized murder, mass shootings, rampages, hand machines, telemarketing, cults, apathy; in this new world, the greatest war is the War Against Boredom.

Danny, a fourteen-year-old indentured servant to a Maine farmer in the late eighteenth century, is resigned and content to lying under the farmer as one of his duties. He finds, however, in a rough encounter on the Falmouth-Portland road, that greater heights of arousal were possible than what the farmer was providing.

A "Transmogrification of Jacob Hopkins" Story (2)
Summer has come and Jacob is learning more about his new world every day. Emily has left for National Service. Rachel is struggling along with him in Algebra II summer school. He's learning to drive again in a world that has zero tolerance for traffic violations. And his new running mentor is encouraging him to run cross country. Who knows who he'll meet on the track. Sophomore year is in full swing! Continues directly from Book 1 with Part V, Chapter 48.
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Mick had the flu and found out something that made him feel even more sick. A lifes dream gone, or maybe not.
Added Chapter 4 (final)

Inspired by A Series of Unfortunate Events. Ellen Hall meets a futanari who will change her life forever. A bleak and sad story, I strongly recommend you don't try to read as it will only make your day worst.
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Charlie Evans and his new bride reconnect with his parents, opening a new dimension in their relationships.
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What if you could buy anyone? That beautiful waitress at your favorite hangout? That gorgeous screaming chick in that metal band you never miss? What about that redhead? Just a stranger on the street. Could you handle her? Could you handle her enemies?
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My submission in the Brady Bunch Story Challenge in story form tries to catch the feel of the show with all characters over eighteen years-old during different events. I will leave to the readers how much is 'true discipline' and how much is fantasy bliss.
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I found her in a ditch, she made my life.

The world ends on October 23, 2077. Tina Wilson seems to be the Sole Survivor of Vault 111 after the nuclear holocaust. Her life, and what she does after leaving, is this story. This is a fanfic based upon the Bethesda Softworks game Fallout 4. I have included a foreword for those not familiar with the world, but knowledge of what happened is not necessary. As with my Skyrim fanfic, the world is Bethesda's, what the characters do is mine. Some sex, but not a stroke story.
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Love Never Changes Chapter 3 uploaded tonight. I've always thought there should be more to Fallout than there was. Including maybe more than just the approved romances.

The next chapter - where you will see some of radio_guy's influence on my writing - was posted slightly earlier than planned. For those of you not familiar with the posting mechanism, you have the opt ... more

Chapter 10 of "18th Birthday Gift: Losing My Virginity!" (go to my Author page to read it) is now online. It's the longest and arguably the sexiest chapter so far. Our college student hero is itching ... more

The gods created a game-like world for their high-stakes contest, and Ciarra is the most powerful of their pawns, she ignores little things like racism, bigotry, and societal norms. One little foxkin who has lived a hard and brutal life becomes Ciarra's pet. For the first time in years, she has hope, and a chance to follow her dreams. Assuming Ciarra, an amoral sexual sadist, doesn't kill her first.
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A well-known person with dwarfism once said that little people and fat people are the only groups left that it's socially acceptable to make fun of. This story brings two people from those groups together to take on the world, the gym, the scale, the race course, and the hurdles their psyches have built in their minds. BBW/amputee codes are plot elements, not fetishes. Not a stroke story. New author, first story. Constructive feedback welcome. Enjoy. Thanks to jetson63 for his editing help
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A story in the Harry Potter Universe
You all know the characters, both Muggle and Wizards! This story starts up just days after the Battle of Hogwarts...
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Simon just got to know his new girlfriend Brenda and get close to her, though they haven't become steady in the traditional sense. Thanks to her news about her mother, they never would.
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Noah is frustrated, horny and gay. He misses his best friend, Jonathan, and Jonathan's father, who secretly got oral from Noah and nearly took his virginity. But they moved at the beginning of summer, and now Noah's alone. Until he calls his cousin in Chicago and gets permission to fly up. He gets more than he hoped for, including the loss of his virginity.

Dilemma (noun): a situation in which a difficult choice has to be made between two or more alternatives, often when the possible outcomes are equally undesirable. (synonyms: quandary, predicament, conundrum)
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Stian is a young man in his late teens, recently orphaned but still an excellent hunter and tracker. He's engaged to the prettiest and nicest girl of the village and he's trying to get her parents more agreeable for marriage. The normal village life is suddenly disturbed when the Guardians, who's job is to guard and protect the whole kingdom, stop at the village and ask for assistance. Assistance of the tracker!
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A man is taken then returned. He's not the same or is he? Now with a lot of questions he leaves earth to search for the only other one like himself, so far.
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Nicole Flaherty's entire life is about to be destroyed with her father imprisoned and her mother to be deported. With no where to turn, a mysterious rich uncle steps in to save the day, but why has she never heard of him before?
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My take on the man displaced through time/alternate worlds/whatever. The hero arrives naked, almost defenceless, with no memory of his past. How does he cope, and why is he there?
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16 year old Brandon loses a coin toss and discovers that losing isn't always for the worst. (This short story chronicles Andrew and Brandon's questionable get-rich-quick scheme, and how money isn't everything in the end. It contains a detailed, if not too graphic, scene with a sex toy, and a short sex scene between two boys. It is not for the homophobic reader.)

A Ley Line Witch Story, Book # (1)
Madailein Kavanagh has a problem. several actually. The demon sent to kill her and its employer are unhappy that she is still alive. The other Ley Line users are unhappy that she has joined their previously all male club, as she hadn't been invited to join, but now couldn't be denied. Maddy needs to learn how to use this new Magic that she has before one or more of them decide to take her out. There is no sex in the first book.
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Mythical creatures are real, or at least two of them. Twins but different creatures, like their late parents. A danger to those who wish to control them, but pleasure for those who don't.
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The new chapters have been sent to the Moderators for posting. This weeks chapters open with Maddy needing to go the the store for groceries. She is very careful about the wards around her house and ... more

Michael finds his daughter exposing herself she needs to be taught a lesson.
Added Chapter 12 (final)

A Daughter's obsessive lust for her hunky father drives her to using her own teen daughter as bait to secure his love! She soon discovers a Pandora's Box of lust has been opened!
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In progress, we'll see how this goes. No idea how frequently I shall post on this one. Usually I get going and trundle right along. 'If you are a good enough mimic, you can be a better X than all the real Xs.'
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Alene's life takes a magical turn (contains hyper futanari).
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Benny Baker went from being a smarter than average, fourteen year old kid, to being a super genius. It was an overnight transformation in which his speech patterns become more precise, his mannerisms became muted, and his opinions matured. He has a chance to make things right, but he's not sure what that means. {30 July 2019 New edit by TeNderLoin is completed. I have the entire story. I'm posting the remaining chapters, 1 chapter every day, at @ noon [Arizona Time].}
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Five seemingly random notes change the world. The first chapter is the origin of the notes. Chapter two is the story.

Kirstin had too many bills and too many school loans to pay off. Her brother, Brian was already quite well off, working in the tech industry and being somewhat of a rock star. When he offered to supplement her meager income with some simple housekeeping, she jumped at the chance eagerly. It was a true testament to family that her brother was so willing to help her out. The first sign that things might not be as simple as she had thought was when he offered her a bonus to model some heels.
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Hi All Goodness! The comments have been really interesting. I have to admit that when I wrote the beginning for the first chapter, my idea was to write four different endings. There was going to ... more

Young people say it all the time: "That's not fair!" Who said life was going to be fair?
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We westerners tend to lack an appreciation for the military history of some other countries, and one of the nations with an amazing military history is Japan. I'm unsure I have the cultural chops to w ... more

Horny Monsters (4)
Things have been quiet at the Radley House, but the arrival of a new visitor reveals that one of their own has been captured by the faerie queen!

Another great story from the archives! It is a "G" rated current time western romance with a heart. White female leaves ... more

As some of you know I've been having a major issue with the Gestapo since mid 2015, the extreme limitations on my movements and the stress of the delays they cause resulted in me becoming very depress ... more

This week with Arlene and Jeff: ..."Uh, Jasmine…" "You can call me Jas or even Hey You, if you like," Jasmine teased. Ashley didn't have the courage to call her "Hey You," even in jest. "Uh, J ... more

This is the story of how a small group of humans fight a bunch of alien empire builders as they try to kill every human on Earth by means of a weapon of mass destruction. At first, all they know is that any human or animal touched by a wall of fog dies a horrible death. Eventually, the humans win, but the battle is not an easy one. (9 chapters)