Shinerdrinker: Blog

Hey there, kiddos. It's your old pal, the Shinerdrinker. Just writing up a little ditty about... well, shit. Y'all know what it's about by now. If you don't, why not get caught up on all the fun and begin from the beginning?

Tee hee.

But for the reason for this blog. I'm running a wee bit behind. Luckily, no dreaded writer's block. It's all coming out, but the shit is comming out all out of order. So I'm constantly writing new bits to add for this chapter as well as others. But they are out of sequence and getting them in the proper sequence is a bitch and a half.

So give me a little extra time, and hopefully, I won't get knocked off the top of the list for the most popular ongoing serial on this website.

I'll tell you all for real, I want to get this done before the NFL Draft. It is my favorite holiday of the year, and all the things I give up for all y'all are time I should be working on my mock drafts. Ugh. At least the guys I watch the draft with every year understand and even like my story. They have given suggestions, and I smile happily. Then I think of ways I can easily let them know I appreciate their ideas, but I'm sticking with what I'm writing and not changing it to where they go into space. If something like that happens, well then you know one of them got to me.

But you know, a third story from the same starting point... no! No! Damnit, no!

Okay, so probably not this weekend, but more than likely, next weekend. Right during the draft, but usually by Sunday, I'm all drafted out and don't even want to start on my next mock drafts... but I typically do wait until Monday to get going on the next season's draft!

I'll tell you all a secret, I've already started my scouting reports, and I do have a top ten for the next draft season.

Tee hee.

Thanks,
Shinerdrinker

Hey there.

Here are just a couple of quick notes from everyone's favorite author... Refusenik. No. I'm kidding. It's a couple of things from my little edge of the woods.

First, after ten years of posting and nearly fifteen years of lurking, I finally have a fourth "Author Favorites" list. For those who don't know, every author on this wonderful site can pick a few of their favorite authors and spotlight them by pointing out their fandom of said authors. I've done it, as have numerous other authors. It is an excellent way for those who discover our stories, and we, as authors, feel those prospective readers might also enjoy other authors whom we appreciate. And I think I have written myself cross-eyed.

I thank you, Lord Dragon. May the forces of evil become confused and miss your household when they decide to visit. I will take this upcoming weekend to go ahead and enjoy your writing as well.

Number two.

Take a look at who is the number one choice on "Top Serials by Popularity in the Last 30 Days." Yes, it's your boy. I would like to thank the academy for... oh no, wait a sec, wrong speech. Okay, here it is. Thanks for reading my little story, and I look forward to continuing my Sisyphean edit note:(Holy crap - I spelled that right on the first try!) trek toward slowly converting the entire world to following the true football — American Football.

Ooh, let's hope that's not too controversial, huh.

Tee hee.

Thanks again and as a parting favor, I shall go ahead and edit my search for MILF porn to a staggeringly short couple of hours this weekend, in order to work on the next chapter some more. I know. I know. But I'm willing to do almost anything to increase my score of fans. Someday, maybe even, two score of fans. Whoa, I need a second. I got caught by the vapors.

Tee hee.

Until next time, kiddos, remember to eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark.

--Shinerdrinker

Okay, Chapter 91 of Mayhem in a Pill has been posted. But it might not, as of yet, be ACTUALLY posted. I've at least put it in the queue. When it's available for everyone to read, well, we'll all know that together.

Lemme know what you think of it whenever you can read it, that is.

Thanks,
Shinerdrinker

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

I just wanted to let everyone know I set a deadline, and I freakin' crushed it! I've sent the next chapter to the editors, and they'll work on it over the upcoming weekend. Then I'll go through and blindly accept all their changes since, let's all go ahead and say it, "when I right stuff , it no goes reeding good very."

Tee hee. I'm expecting to post either Monday the 24th or Tuesday the 25th.

--Shinerdrinker

I have been working hard on the next chapter, but writing a football game is very difficult, especially if you want it to be interesting and realistic. I'd like to think I'm doing a pretty good job on this test.

That being said, I'm actually a few days behind, so my general feeling is I can't stop the writing until at least I get to the halftime. I should finish this this weekend. But then my editors need time to work their magic.

Even though I like to think about them changing their outlooks on their theories of life after reading my scribblings — well, non-edited content.

So I'll finish the chapter this weekend, but don't expect a finished chapter until, like, the 24th of the month. This will see the story fall off the fabled most popular list. But I can live with that — at least, I hope I can.

Tee hee.
Tootles.

--Shinerdrinker