Shinerdrinker: Blog

Hi again. It's me.

Sorry about the delay. Real life does get in the way. But there is nothing interesting enough to worry y'all's pretty little heads over, I can assure you.

Just real-world obligations and less free time for this.

I have been working on it, but I'm stuck on a personal question about whether or not to put a swerve into this chapter or not. Once I decide that, the next chapter can come together rather quickly.

I've given myself a deadline this week to answer the question on my own. Then, I can finish the chapter and post it for your pleasure. I have not given up on it, even though many want me to do just that.

I won't ask y'all the question because then you'd figure out what I was doing. That also means no opening presents until Christmas morning. As I aged, Christmas afternoon in my teen years approved of the extra sleep more than the gifts.

But I digress.

Um, I'm still writing, just a minor pause. I expect to be able to post... NOPE! Not gonna say it! There's no need to smack Murphy between the eyes!

I'll leave it at this. Still working. Not yet ready, but soon, gentle flowers... soon.

--Shinerdrinker

Okay, I told you about the change I made to the next chapter. I was far into it, and I decided on a new way to turn the story, which still follows the outline I am following.

This will now combine the new stuff I've written with the older chapter I already had written. So, I am now on version 3.0, but hopefully, no one will notice the changes. I gotta re-read it all to make sure it doesn't get screwed by something in either version.

So, I'm just letting you know the new chapter is still going to be a bit late, but now I'm thinking of days rather than weeks.

I hope that makes a couple of you happy and that it makes others ready to try to tear down a story that apparently more people like rather than hate.

See you soon.

--Shinerdrinker

Also, it might have something to do with playing $4 in the state lottery and winning $50. I'm a little giddy with excitement, so I decided to write instead of drafting a fourth NFL fantasy football team.

Tee Hee.

-- Shinerdrinker

I've gotten several queries about when the next chapter is coming. So, I guess I'll do a little blog post and hope that its answers will get to those who were asking.

As I've said in previous blogs, these chapters tend to average around 20 pages of 1.5 lines on Libre Office. I reached page 12 of this chapter when I made an executive decision.

I'm changing it all.

I'm going back to the beginning, doing a general 180, and reworking the story because, well, I'm getting tired, and my free time is about to diminish. Football season is in full swing, and that does carry a lot of my attention.

So, while I ain't quitting the story anytime yet, it might slow down a bit, meaning rather than an approximate monthly posting schedule, you might need to add on a week or so. On the other hand, if my teams win, I tend to get happy, and I don't spend much time wallowing in self-pity. Instead, I find myself writing.

So, if people want these chapters to come out faster, I wish my teams would win. Tee hee.

So, earlier this evening, I re-started version 2.0 of this next chapter, and I am going with my new idea. I hope this works.

Be mindful of the eventual next chapter release of Mayhem in a Pill. But in my mind's eye, I see you all breathlessly hitting the update in hopes of the next chapter posting, much like my editors, who eschew food and water until they are blessed with the full-unedited pleasure of my words. They have specialized training and have undergone thousands of hours of military training to psychologically deal with the beauty of my words. I trust them to focus on them whenever I go on a little rant.

And no, the editors have nothing to do with these blog diatribes; they're just a little sweet for all my sweet followers.

Toodles.

-- Shinerdrinker

Sup.

Just writing to let y'all know the latest chapter has gone through editing and has been returned. I have gone over these corrections, and after several minutes of childish crying, I have submitted the next chapter for publication.

I don't know when that will be posted, but it'll be available for your viewing pleasure soon enough.

What else?

Um, there's not much else to talk about. I'm getting prepped for another season of Fantasy Football. I'm sure there are a couple of you who partake but don't admit it.

It's alright. Someday, we'll be able to come out of the closet and openly cherish our sweet wins over the other loser players.

That's it. I'll get to work on the next chapter as soon as my fantasy drafts are all complete.

Toodles.

--Shinerdrinker

Hey y'all,

I found myself on a little bit of a streak this week. I was initially thoroughly flogging myself with a wet noodle. Still, I quickly reviewed the calendar and realized I had not written enough to meet my arbitrary deadline for new material to be released. So, after completely hearing all the lamentations of the women, I set about correcting the error.

In other words, I apologized to the MILF porn creators and told them I was taking the week off, and they could put a pause on their weekly work schedule.

They said they could live with it, but you know that feeling when your wife says she's okay with something, but the hair on the back of your neck is trying to reach around to the front and choke you?

Yeah, it was kinda like that.

But twixt those evil tidings came in the sound waves, and I got some shit written, and it wasn't half bad. So I polished the turd into a shiny, new ball of wax poetica. (Not sure I said that correctly, but fuck it, I'm talking about writing over searching for porn.) It's an Arthurian legend.

Well, not really. It's a continuing story about a kid who gets a hand up on life and now lives it how he thinks he should.

Nice job if you can get it.

The editors will be going over it with a fine tooth comb. (And now all I can see are the two black Spaceballs using a human-sized pick to comb the desert, and they ain't found shit.)

That has to be some kind of key for me to stop and joyfully wait for the editors to fix what I spent all that time breaking in the first place!

Luckily, they make it look easy.

Toot-a-loo!

--Shinerdrinker