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Fallout premieres tomorrow, and I'm super excited! Gotta say, the women in that show have great tits—especially the pregnant beauty in the vault. Can't wait to see the lone wanderer traverse the desolate, post-apocalyptic wasteland.

How come there are no modern, American civil war stories? I'd thought that would be ripe for harems.

Caddyshack

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Two things had me loling.

One when Bill Murray is perving on the older woman playing golf, does anyone know who the actress is?

The other, when one of the guys gets angry, lobs his golf club and it nuts some woman in the face. I had to look twice, she's lying on the floor, the guys head is literally pressing against her tits and not a soul is noticing.

If this shit had been made today oO

demarcation

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Before I got the blowjob from your mother... and after. ar ar.

Starfleet Carl RIP, you will be missed buddy.

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Aw that's made me sad now, we chatted every now and then, primarily with me getting jealous of his stories winning. He was a good guy, with a nice sense of humour. Aw shit, now I'm sad. I'm so sorry to see that one go. I wondered why I never got a response, well guess I know now. Man, I'm sorry to see you go Carl, may you rest now. And if there is another side, I'll see you there some day in the perverts section of heaven!!

Damn...

Are you in a state of dishabille?

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Just curious!

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