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The Ring of Finding.

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I don't know why that stuck with me, the way it did, but I liked it. It's the simplest and cheapest ring he could buy, it finds stuff. There's beauty in that simplicity. No fancy gems or intricate designs, just pure function. A ring that finds—it's almost poetic in its directness. Sometimes, the most basic tools are the most powerful.

This got me thinking: what other basic, seemingly mundane magical rings could exist? I turn to you, dear reader, for suggestions. What would you propose as a counterpart to this ring of finding? The criteria are simple: it must be basic, so fundamental that it almost appears foolish at first glance. Yet, when combined with the ring of finding...

The challenge is to think small, but dream big. In the world of magic, it's often the most unassuming items that hold the greatest power, their effects compounding over time like magical interest.

Jesus, what is going on with games?

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$400g's? Fuckin' 'ell. Bro, could you spare a few bucks?

The New World

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I couldn't think of a decent enough title oO, so that had to do. Edited by my editors, run through Claude. Everything else is mine. Originally written because I've got a Raphtalia fetish, I think its the tail and titties...oO Two readers pointed out a couple of mistakes, including me leaving in the prompt, feel free to borrow it if you'd like and of course issues around the story. Both are fixed, so thank you to your diligence.

Tupping...

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lascivious
salacious
concupiscent
roguish
libertine

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"Tupping" is a rather crass and dated slang term for sexual intercourse, often used in the context of a man having sex with a woman. It comes from the word "tup" which originally referred to a ram mating with a ewe (a male sheep mating with a female sheep).

Over time, "tup" and "tupping" began to be used as crude slang for a man having sexual intercourse, likening the act to the mating of sheep. It carries connotations of a man roughly or forcefully having sex with a woman, so it's generally considered quite vulgar and demeaning in modern usage.

Emilia Clarke

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A goddess, a beautiful talented, sexy woman. That is all.

 

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