Who The Hell Is B.O.B.? by Lubrican

Author's Description:
Imagine a group of women who get together to read dirty stories, about situations they'd never do in real life. Now imagine they could PRETEND to do them. Now imagine it was YOU they wanted to do them with. What would that be like? Dirk can tell you, because it happened to him.
Size: 111 KB ( ~ 21,049 words)
Genre: Erotica
Sex Contents: Much Sex
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Romantic, Reluctant, Heterosexual, Humor, Incest, Harem, First, Oral Sex, Masturbation, Petting, Pregnancy, Slow

Review by Belinda LaPage   [other reviews by Belinda LaPage]

Reviewed: 2014-09-05

Dirk is a slightly introverted, modern, middle aged man who navigates life mostly with graceless aplomb and only very occasionally with his dick. Fortunately for us, this story chronicles one such occasion.

As night shift supervisor, Dirk leads a team of three women who share a bond of prior damaging relationships. With shades of Goldilocks, one is gruff and bossy and self-assured, yet vulnerable; one is closed and enigmatic, yet sweet and sensual; and the last is an ugly duckling waiting to bloom.

Night shift takes a dramatic turn when the ladies discover online erotica and drag Dirk into the pleasuredome of their secret fantasies.

Lubrican drives poor Dirk through this labyrinth of estrogen and emotion with wit and humour, showing us the conflict between mind and cock through Dirk's lucid inner voice.

Nowhere is the author's wit more deftly applied than in Dirk's delightfully unnecessary midnight run through the teeming city to secure a pair of silk boxers in time for his final adventure.

The incest is underplayed here and amounts to nothing more than a role playing fantasy. Similarly the pregnancy is a footnote to a wonderfully carefree, cum-soaked romp, leaving this a very accessible piece of smoking hot erotica largely free of polarizing kinks.

If you are looking for a quick stroke story, you could do a lot worse than turning straight to chapter 3, however if you are after a complete story with real characters and real emotion and a VERY REAL payoff in the final chapter, then you've just wasted three precious minutes on this review. Read it now!

Plot: 10 | Technical Quality: 10 | Appeal to Reviewer: 10

Review by fuzzywuzzy   [other reviews by fuzzywuzzy]

Reviewed: 2007-12-09

Dirk is the night manager in the shipping and receiving department in a Hospital. He has three full time staff under him, Linda, Julie, and Jill, she's the baby of the three.

The girls work very hard with Dirk, and because of their expertise they finish every night with four hours or so of spare time.

Now they also have a computer, for office use only, but somehow they also have Storiesonline.net programmed on it. Now the girls all think that some guy called Beating-Off-Bob is quite a guy, because they love his dirty sexy stories, and when they e-mail him, he always replies. Now I know there ain't such a guy called Bob, but anyway, the girls decide that instead of pub crawling for a guy, they use Dirk as a "Supplier" using those aforementioned stories as inspiration. Well, every thing goes according to plan, and this Bob's stories help out wonderfully well! I wonder who he is?

Plot: 10 | Technical Quality: 10 | Appeal to Reviewer: 10