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Tips For Men For Good Oral Loving by ZEUSMAN1

Author's Description:
A synopsis of tips for men on how to make good and exciting oral love with their woman.
Size: 10 KB ( ~ 1,896 words)
Sex Contents: Much Sex
Tags: Ma/Fa, True Story, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Masturbation, Sex Toys

Review by Andrew Johns   [other reviews by Andrew Johns]

Reviewed: 2006-03-11

In this little "how to" for men, 'ZUESMAN1' attempts to teach all men how to please all women orally.

Unfortunately, some of the things described by the author may not work for all women, which is to be expected. The author makes statements that certain things always work, yet I have been with women that hated that particular thing.

Some advice to not follow is to be licking the woman's urethra, as the mouth is very laden with bacteria. She won't think you are an oral sex god if she has a urinary tract infection a few days after you went down on her. Will you come in contact with it? Most likely. But, don't go crazy with it.

Also, be careful about mounting a woman right after you finish performing oral sex on her, and kissing her. Some women love it. Others may be mortified. Those mortified ones won't "come once or twice from doing that", they are more likely to push you off them and run to the bathroom to gargle.

If you really want to learn how to pleasure a woman with your mouth, ask her what she likes!

In other words, don't get advice on how to please your partner(s) from a sex story author. Get it from said partner(s). And if they don't know, well... Part of the fun is finding that stuff out!

While some of the things in this little "how to" might work, it's a best bet to use it for possible ideas, and not the gospel.

Plot: N/A | Technical Quality: 5 | Appeal to Reviewer: 1