Water Sports Stories

A The Badsammie Chronicles Story (12)
A short story of what me on the path to becoming a piss drinker.

Times are a changing. With the recent 1978 Equal Opportunities Act in Victoria, there are now even more policewomen attached to Senior Sergeant 'Wild Bill' O'Donoghue's 'Uniform Branch' - Sergeant Tess Gallagher and 'Trainee' Constable Susie Raynor now joining the select cadre of local policewomen. And then, there's 'Charlotte the Harlot' and the girls at the Sunbury 'Halfway House' to deal with too! A follow on from Kelly Maree O'Rourke and Joanna Louise Parrish...

Five fourteen year old girls who consider themselves plain, unpopular and geeky white girls want to experience giving oral sex, but don't want to get reputations as sluts. So they devise a plan that seems to achieve that goal, but as always Murphy's Law intervenes. Eventually the narrator becomes the main character as the other girls fall to the way side.

After a Visit to Europe and experiencing the different sauna styles the have, I build myself a sauna and before I could try it out myself, my wife had invited a few of her friends to watch the movie 50 shades and afterwards initiating the newly built sauna. I was out with some friends first and then decided to go home and have an early night. I caught a sauna party in full swing. I was invited to join in and things became very Hot and very,very wet!

I was listening to the radio and heard that song from the Beach Boys. Somehow, I don't think my take is quite their take. The title says it. I thought I would give my rather perverted twist to this somewhat overdone genre.