Naughty Bard: Stories

Pi Kappa Alpha is the country’s rowdiest frat. Freddy is a legacy who'll do anything to join, but the brothers only want Scott—who couldn't care less. Neither knows the dark truth: PKA isn't a brotherhood; it's a hierarchy of straight masters and submissive fag slaves. Freddy and Scott are about to learn that a PKA legacy isn't earned with a handshake—it's forged in filth, extreme service, and total surrender to the straight elite.

Ed is a gay, neat-freak, geek with a secret history of submission. Corey is a straight, easy-going slob who just wants to survive freshman year. They were randomly paired by a computer and clearly a roommate disaster. However, an unlikely friendship grows when Ed's need to serve meets Corey’s endless teenage lust. They strike a deal: Ed gets to serve, and Corey gets a no-strings outlet. In their messy dorm, orientation matters less than the arrangement. It’s time to Live and let serve!

Damian Flanagan is the school's invisible nerd, a "toothpick" surviving Dresden High through tactical invisibility. But queen bee Pamela Van Buren discovers his secret: Damian is hiding a "masterpiece" of raw masculinity between his legs that puts every athlete to shame. In a dark parking lot, the social order flips as the queen claims the prize no one else noticed.