I don't know if this is a fucking Romance Story or a romantic Fuck Story! Lot of both in it. Boy meets girl, boy fights to keep girl, boy nearly killed and fights to keep girl, overcomes adversity and keeps girl!
Bobby thought he was just going next door to help Mrs. Pastrianni change a light bulb. He held the ladder while she climbed and reached to get the light bulb. When she did, it was obvious she wasn't wearing panties. Mrs. Pastrianni was fifteen years older than Bobby. Not only that, she was white and Bobby was black. There was no way she did that on purpose, right? Suddenly, the fantasies he'd had about Mrs. Pastrianni were coming true. Then his sister caught them... and she wanted to join in.
Henry Giddings has a problem that's always been there. It's his oversized penis. To his dismay, only middle-aged or overweight 'size queens' have shown any interest in becoming intimate with his equipment. Through no fault of his own, he's not attracted to 'big' girls, or 'experienced' women nearly twice his age. In the early 1980's, his job takes him to the town of Cactus, TX, where he meets a wholly remarkable young woman. ***EXPECT A SLOW START, SOME ROMANCE, AND SPANGLISH***
Beaten nearly to death, an average teenage boy is mysteriously given access to a program he can use to manipulate any human--including himself--physically, mentally, or emotionally. While he is nearly recovered from his beating, Jack plots his revenge against those who nearly killed him, those who helped them get away with it, and also decides to have some fun along the way. Please read the 'Foreword' for more information on the codes.
Joe Diffie sings a song called "John Deere Green", about a water tower and the message painted on it: Billy Bob loves Charlene. Mr. Diffie heard about that water tower and thought it would make a good song. He just was never told the whole story. Now, in the words of Billy Bob himself, the secret of that water tower and that message and how it affected everybody in town is being told.
A long time ago in a kingdom far far away, it came time for the princess to be assigned the man who would lead her armies, provide her counsel, and guard her with his life. She was hoping for, at least, someone friendly. Who she got... Is a whole different story. A medieval fantasy.