We were worried that our 14-year-old daughter's strong sexual urges were going to lead her into promiscuous, even dangerous, behavior. Our solution:let her seduce her father, so he could provide a safe, secure outlet for those urges. Unfortunately, my husband's focusing all his energies on keeping our libidinous daughter safe resulted in me being neglected-and very unsatisfied. But then I realized-our daughter has a handsome brother, and I thought, "sauce for the gander is sauce for the goose"
It was one of the greatest years in US history. So much amazing stuff was going on from moon shots to civil rights finally getting past the Democrats in Congress. But we didn't care, we were horny lifeguards.