Teenagers Stories

Bernie is a tall, gawky high school kid who goofs off once too often and has to stay after gym class. Punishment? Not so much, when dawdling in the shower means he's surprised by two of his teachers, the naive white English teacher, Alice Johnson, and the shapely black guidance counselor, Liz McIntyre. They teach him a thing or two. (Celeste's score: 10, 9.5, 9.5: "A pretty good story in its own right."

A retelling of "A Christmas Carole"

A teenage boy lusts after his sister. He is jealous of her new boyfriend who is a complete jerk. One night after his sister comes home from a bad date he makes his move. Her reaction is much better than expected.

A loner and computer geek, Brandon escapes the noise of a wild, drunken grad party. Solitary and sober, he wanders down a lakeshore beach. The unexpected discovery of a crying girl leads to resolution of adolescent fantasies.

I know what they say about it not being your fault; that you are the victim and are in no way responsible when someone forces you to have sex. Still... I would still be a virgin if only I had not taunted him so.