How does an upper-crust English gent deal with the Cad and Bounder who is bedding his wife? If you have a dry, witty sense of humor (humour for our friends in the U.K.) about sex and sexuality, this might just be your cup of tea! Not as over-the-top as some of my stories, a lot of fun, nevertheless!
This is a spinoff story of Lefitte the pirate vampire who dwells along the Gulf Coast. The original series was about the Voodoo Queen but this series will only refer to her without any inclusion in the scenario. The lair of Lafitte is in a basement under hallowed ground so it is relatively safe from most predators. His supply of virgins is assured because of favors granted to the Voodoo Queen and his clan harvest new sources of blood at least once a week in the French Quarter.
Hank and Liz Brewer figured that they had the best job in the world: protectors for people who did not consider themselves able to cope with this new world where everybody was supposed to carry a gun for self protection. The cops were not going to help you, so you had to do it yourself. In this alternate reality, the NRA and the Tea Party had won the day, and your life was in your own hands! See if you would like to live in this version of the USA.
A young girl is both beautiful and promiscuous. Yet she has not achieved sexual satisfaction in a world filled with hedonism. On the verge of ending her existance, she discovers the renewing powers of anonymous sex. Genderless, faceless sex awakens her body to orgasmic delights. A luscious body hidden by baggy clothes and a gorgeous face hiding behind the greasepaint of a clown is the yellow brick road of her release from the confines of proper behavior and suffocating chains of conformity.
Mike was going to be holding a dinner party for some clients and needed to get the place in top shape. He called the maid service and Michelle came over to clean. But an accident occurred and that's when things took a decidedly different turn...
It's always the mother's fault. When Johnny's wife asks her domineering mother for help with her marriage troubles, Johnny's mommy issues come to light in a way that will change lives.
David Simmons goes on a trip to Europe to visit some castles and he comes to one with a tragic past. The locals say it is cursed but he doesn't believe it and goes to see it anyway. He finds it is indeed cursed when he goes inside to have a closer look at the ruins...