Slow Stories

An unhappy man just had his girlfriend break up with him. She wouldn't tell him why. But now she's back in a really odd sort of way. And he's off on an unexpected adventure with her, one he isn't sure he wants. But he wants her, and the adventure is part of the package. No direct sex, but lots of talk about it now and then. / (Reviews)

A boy falls in love at a school picnic. The girl of his dreams quickly disappears from his, and he loses track of her. Will he be able to survive the years until he again sees his true love? Will she feel the same for him? Will true love prevail? Winner of the February 2004 Silver Clitoride. / (Reviews)

When Bob's wife died in childbirth, he needed help with the baby. As an English professor, he couldn't really afford that. A little creative thinking solved the problem. He could offer room and board, and a little spending money, which appealed to one freshman girl. The only rub then was that they both had classes. It took two nannies to make things work. One knew a trick to get a baby to stop crying. She offered it a real nipple. If only that nipple could actually make milk. Turns out, it can. / (Reviews)