This story is presented as a sequence of chat messages between a guy and a girl planning a kinky encounter at the community pool. No actual sex takes place during the story, the story hints at sex to come.
"Do these jeans make my ass look big?"
Well, maybe, but it was such a NICE ass, and she had noticed me admiring it. Then, one thing led to another and...
This story is dedicated to all you admirers of large, curvy women... and to all you large, curvy women who deserve admiration.
Horny typewriters slavering and drooling when their human pets hump one another? An absurd premise for an absurd story. This one was written for a contest, and, of course, it didn't win. Didn't even place or show. The story is cutesy, overly literary, and affected... and it's not even very good. Don't bother reading this one unless you're a fan of mine and you absolutely have to read every story I've ever written.