Ah, romance! Reader, do you believe there could be romance in a penis? In hundreds of penises? In penis means and standard deviations? Read if you dare.
The things you see when you have a gun. This is a little different to my previous stories. It is set in Northern Ireland, and tells the story of a locally recruited soldier. His marriage is in confusion. Then, while looking through the sights of his machinegun, things get more confused.
Brainstem Erotica Boss hires a new PA. One who is willing to satisfy his every need in the hectic world of National Marketing and Sales. His Secretary knows exactly what he needs, and pre-screens the applicants for him to 'test drive'.
His wife told him they needed to have the "TALK". She said she couldn't stand the sight of him and told him to get out. Instead of fighting it he decided to cut his losses, and move on.