This never would have happened if Amber had taken the Burger King job! The teenager goes to work in a proctologist's office, as a test subject. What does all this have to do with sperm? Plenty! "And what happens if I do this...?" seems to be the extent of Dr. Fuller's methodology, as she tests Amber's snug ass with an amusing variety of exploratory tools (including her wiggling index finger). But Amber is one sharp tack! It doesn't take her long to figure out what's really going on.
A change of pace story, something light to take my mind off of weightier thoughts. I'm sure this story really happened to someone, but it wasn't me or anyone I knew.