A Halloween Story
A respected TV ratings analyst discovers that a secret he has been protecting for most of his lifetime is in great danger of being prime-time peril. Can a semi-mythical children's cartoon really be a catalyst for pure evil instead? And what would the overnight ratings be for the start of the end of the world? Stay tuned...
A twenties something young stud is tired of the effort and expense to get laid by very young, hot, virgin or almost virgin beauties who demand to be romanced and wined and dined and given expensive presents before they will let him in their pants. But then he stumbles on an article about cougars which reorients his whole strategy. A different twist from my usual story themes of cheating/whoring wives or incest of all types. Hope you like it.
Ah, romance! Reader, do you believe there could be romance in a penis? In hundreds of penises? In penis means and standard deviations? Read if you dare.