Slow Stories

Three teenage boys with a peculiar genetic trait, struggle with the condition's side effects of mental age regression and oversized balls. Fortunately, their mothers are keen to support their special needs.

A randy young man discovers personal advantage over the strong women in his family. Taking advantage of that advantage proves challenging, however. It risks destroying his chances and the family's integrity forever.

The Affair has been the basis for a number of famous novels. Greene’s “The End of the Affair,” Flaubert’s “Madame Bovary,” Tolstoy’s “Anna Karenina,” and many more. Those of course, are some of the classics of the genre, but there are many more, ranging from your anguished chick-lit, women’s romance “second chance” novels (bleeech), to utter trash, to classics of the porno-novel genre like Orrie Hitt’s “Unfaithful Wives.” This then, is my humble contribution to the genre. Hope you enjoy.

A Story in the Naked In School Universe
Robin and Pat have been put into the Naked in School Program. However, they are not your typical high school students since they both have two bodies that share one mind. More details about that in the Prologue. No sex in the first parts.

I turned my sister into a whore and then things sort of snow-balled on me.

A Story in the Jake's Merle Haggard Invitational Universe
A Jake Rivers Invitational Story He tried in vain to stop her cheating, until she pushed him too far.

If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale