A woman grows up in an very permissive household and following her first introduction to sex with her brothers and parents devotes her life to sexual gratification of the most perverted kind.
I unexpectedly received a package. The name was slightly wrong and so was the address, but it was so close that the package had to be intended for me. I discovered a powerful substance in the package.
Your sister dumps her two young teen kids on you, so she and her dumbass husband can go screw on a Love Boat cruise. The kids are great, and you're their favorite aunt. What could possibly go wrong? Except--per losgudian logic--everything. I'll warn all in advance, this is a pretty weird story. I really like the writing, and I did mark up a printed draft first. Plus, it's fiction funny. But the storyline probably has something for everybody to hate. Lash me lightly, if you please. / (Reviews)