Damian Flanagan is the school's invisible nerd, a "toothpick" surviving Dresden High through tactical invisibility. But queen bee Pamela Van Buren discovers his secret: Damian is hiding a "masterpiece" of raw masculinity between his legs that puts every athlete to shame. In a dark parking lot, the social order flips as the queen claims the prize no one else noticed.
Gino Manelli Jr. has worked as his dad's janitorial assistant for the past six years, since graduating from Rivadale High School. Now that his dad's emphysema has progressively worsened, forcing the senior Manelli to retire, Superintendent Edna Nelson promoted Gino to Head Custodian.
I was home masturbating, excited as I waited for my wife, Kara, knowing she was going to be fucking some guy we'd met online, delighted my wife was also encouraging me to fuck our 14 year old daughter, telling me it was "only fair you get fucked, too."
Rescued at sea by Sweet Christine, a grizzled old sailor is pulled into the whirlpool of first mate Heather's hot desire and captain Mike's reluctance as the small boat sails across the vast Pacific, leaking her secrets.
There aren't many things worse after a breakup than going to a party alone. While Cameron wasn't feeling great about attending his friend Derrick's New Year's Eve Party, but would Derrick's girlfriend Samantha find a way to cheer him up?