How far will Britney Spears go to protect her reputation? (Note: This story appeared in the British tabloid The Daily Sport, although no credit was given to me)
After submitting to multiple teen boys in the mall and swearing to herself she'll never go back there again, 40-year-old Liza is forced to return to run an errand for a friend. She goes to the mall early, hoping the boys will all be in school. No such luck...
John and Greta, on the way to Grandma's house, take a wrong turn and end up lost. Their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere near a strange house where a seductive woman invites them in to use the phone.
Tina really wanted to go to Trish’s party. It should have been easy, since her parents were out of town and would never know. Her problem was transportation. Unfortunately, the only way she could get there was to take her mom’s minivan, even though she was just 15 and only had a learner’s permit. She thought she had it made until she saw the blue-and-red lights in her rearview mirror.
Campy & Playful Stories A quiet ecumenical synod. Five older priests arrive expecting doctrinal debate. They leave leaking. A young liaison with a clipboard turns the gathering into a week-long competition of who can: take the most; hold the longest; beg the loudest; leak the least. Blindfolds, guessing games, holy items as plugs, arses presented like competing portals. They pout, sabotage, crowning themselves “biggest slut” while the twink narrator owns them all. No redemption. No moral comfort.