My fourteen-year-old stepdaughter Millicent is pregnant. This puts me in a rather delicate position. How I got to this place is a sexy tale -- why this a a particularly challenging dilemma for me involves a bit of a twist. One code of a non-offensive nature is intentionally omitted.
A weedy old man on the train offers him three wishes. He's the sceptic and a smart ass so he names two sexually charged wishes to shock the old guy. "Granted" he replies. They arrange to meet again in three weeks to hear the third wish. He thinks nothing of it until hours later he discovers that his second wish has come true. He decides to see if his first wish also comes true.