Petting Stories

If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale

This story is designed to highlight the extreme conditions of physical, emotional and sexual abuse to which all Roman slaves were liable to be exposed, through the experiences of three boy gladiators. It was inspired largely by the TV series 'Spartacus: Blood and Sand' (and features a cameo from one of the characters) and the book 'Time Hunters: Gladiator Clash' by Adam Blade. Credit goes to ChatGPT for talking through my ideas with me and coming up with interesting settings for some scenes.

on holiday a mature wife becomes a golf widow, she soon is bored until she meets the neighbours on the shore.

Hiring a horny, sex-starved 19-year-old young man to watch over a mischievous 14-year-old girl is a bad idea. I should know. I was that young man.

A Ladies Club Story
The ladies want to know how much cum a man can produce between orgasms that are ninety minutes apart. There's only one way to find out. Each man has three lovely ladies to help him recharge, and the ladies enjoy their work!

A young man has superpower, but is scared that it will corrupt him. Will he give in to temptation?

An eighteen year old spends the summer with his aunt and uncle before college in the fall. He meets the next door neighbor, a married woman in her 50s in a sexless marriage and vows to correct that.

A story in the Dark Tales Universe
Josh was entering middle age, and walking near the river when he passed a college drinking party. But what he did not expect farther down the trial was to find a girl crying in the darkness. Finalist for 2021 Clitoride for Short Story of the Year

A grandfather is surprised to find a young, beautiful woman at his front door looking for a sex tutor. An old man's dream come true.