Dr. Alex Stone feels awkward talking to his son about the birds and the bees, so he gives the boy a picture book. When the boy's sister interrupts his reading, they learn a few things together.
A If it ain't Dutch, it ain't much Story At 63, my wife twisted my quiet life upside down, inside out. She wanted to rekindle the fire and re-live of the kinky days when we just got married, centuries ago. If your marriage has been through darkness and survived, it is difficult to suddenly turn on the Dom-switch. Finding that restart button was not as easy. I knew I was in for a hell of a ride. But nothing in my wildest imagination could prepare me for what was about to happen.
Tom keeps going to his local Minit Mart and one young lady keeps treating him with sexy peeks down her top every time he checks out. Tom finally confronts Lana and challenges her to put out. She does.
Mandy is excited when she finds she's grown her very first pubic hair. She shows it to her Daddy, and he says when she has 500 of them, an inch long, she'll be a real woman. So naturally he has to count them every so often ... right?
Ever since Mark Johnson lost his leg, he's made a living flipping houses, with a little help from his friends Scott and Todd. But when Todd can't make it one weekend, Mark and Scott get a little help from Mark's sassy next-door neighbor, Sheila.
I'm a middle-aged, overweight, saggy single mother, but my own mom still tells me my body is beautiful. She taught me to masturbate when I was little and, while I know it was wrong, I can't be angry with her. It's part of who I am.