Petting Stories

On an exploratory road trip to the east coast I found the perfect home in New Hampshire. Now, if I could buy it I'd be happy...If I could find someone to sell it...If I could find out who owns it...and what about the fine red lines surrounding the house when it's foggy? Why do most of the old men look alike and why are the women young, buxom, blond and beautiful. But, most of all, what casts the shadows on the windows?

She discovers a secret. / (Reviews)

If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale

Daniel's life is not going to plan. He and his wife Carol are three months into a trial separation that he didn't want or understand. And now his seventeen-year-old daughter, Layla, has gone off into the night, on foot and barely dressed. His searches are in vain, and he's scared shitless. When he finally does find her, she's unrepentant and downright disrespectful. Something snaps inside him, and, for the first time ever, he raises his hand to her. He spanks her.

I was selected for a new job out of university. This is how I started and was trusted.

Newly discovered sexual curiosity and willingness, the Arabian Nights, the "Scheherazade" Symphony, neglect of an art dealer father, and the lusts of a charismatic symphony conductor all come together for fourteen-year-old American Evan in the back of a limousine in a Nice, France, seaside park.