I remember the country song about the perfect country song. "I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison..." I thought, what would be the perfect erotic romance? It has to have everything, at least a little. So... Here goes!
A photo shoot goes very wrong for model/actress April Scott. Fortunately for her, a thirteen year old boy is on hand to help. Fortunately for him, April is very, very grateful!
When his friend with benefits Natalie makes a booty call, Vincent hurries straight over. As rotten luck would have it, she gets called in to work just as things are heating up. Then, someone surprising offers to sub in.
"Auto fellatio, what's that?" four coeds wonder when they click open a link on their computer. "Oh my gawd," Kim gasps when she sees the video. But its Nikki who suggests that Kim's brother Mikey just might be the only boy they know able to do it. Can he?
Sherry got very turned on by a website featuring people getting themselves off. When she slipped her hand into her pants to join in, she had no idea her son and his friend would be coming home from school soon. Sherry didn't know she had been caught until her son's friend's mother told her she had overheard the boys talking about it. Sherry had never felt so embarrassed in her life. She promised the friend's mom she would be much more careful in the future.
An Uncle Bob Story The short version of "Packing Clarissa's Genes," wherein 16 year old Clarissa eats what she thinks is candy, but which is really an experimental drug. It corrects hormonal imbalances and she matures rapidly. Her brother and uncle notice and pay a lot more attention to her. A LOT more attention.
An Inhuman Love Story A sailor, just a young man, and horribly bored with a life of peeling potatoes, nearly dies to a horrible sea creature. A mermaid saves his life. Delightfully cheesy romance and inhuman/human sex ensues.