My bitchy wife and I were vacationing in the Caribbean when she had a panic attack at an Island outdoor festival night and a local man offered to drive us back to our hotel; for a fee. She reluctantly paid the bill and then some, I had no idea! There is interracial sex but that is not what the story is about; this could just as easily have happened in Turkey with the right people but it happened in the Caribbean, with the absolutely perfect right people.
Schneider, handyman for a large apartment building, barges in to Ann Romano's apartment as usual. It seems as if no one's home, but then he finds her youngest daughter naked and masturbating. He gets personally involved, only to get clunked on the head. He wakes up to discover himself a prisoner, used by Ms. Romano to fill her own needs. (Celeste's score: 10, 9, 9: "Main
strength is the sexy dialogue.")
Joe knew what the cons were trying to do. Girly him up so he'd turn gay. Well, they could take their best shot, make him suck a million dicks, fuck his ass silly, but he'd still be as straight as all hell when he got out in less than nine months. There was no way he was ever going to like doing it. No way whatsoever!
It's our first holiday from college and my girlfriend and I depart on a long drive to a nice holiday cottage. We decide to have a break from driving, but obviously choose the wrong bar, at the wrong time.