Sue wants to be the best housewife ever. When her husband's boss and his wife ask her to fill in sprucing up their house when her husband is away on business, she wears her mom's yellow and white apron and her special French undies to do the best job ever. Soon she is taking care of the needs of the father and the son while the wife Carmen is away helping tend her daughter-in-law in the hospital for her first birth.
A lonely woman ignored by her husband seeks out a friendly gardener and finding herself caught in the rain accepts his offer of shelter and find herself willingly entertained - read on
My face was pushed up against the rough wall while I could feel their hands moving over my body. I knew it was only a dream but I couldn't make myself wake up. Their hands were pulling at my clothes, exposing my naked body to the cold night air. My tits were being squeezed so hard that I cried out in pain.
This is the story of my first time at a swinger's club and my first threesome. It's also the beginning of what would become a life of debauchery and hedonism.
The two oldest sons on "Home Improvement" like to kid around, but the producers and other actors don't see the humor. Zach and Jon figure their careers are fucked anyway, so they decide to go out with a bang. And "mom" Patricia Richardson is the bangee. The most violent and nasty of the Uncle Mike stories.
