Ross Geller's New Year's Resolution to try new things takes a turn for the wild and wanton when things go awry with his new leather pants at the date with Elizabeth Hornswoggle.
It didn't seem possible that in this modern age, human beings would actually be hunting each other instead of wild animals. Zelda always felt sorry for the poor creatures of the wild that were outmatched against a long range rifle or even a high velocity compound bow with steel tipped arrows. Now she wished this group of heavily armed jerks would go after the animals and not her because she was afraid.
Many people aren't lucky enough to have a Guardian Angel. In this story a teen prostitute is happy to get a Guardian Pervert, instead. May offend strongly religious readers, but religious people shouldn't be looking at this website in the first place.