Mother Stories

A short list of the joyous confessions of a merciless cunt hound. (a short list because he's so busy mercilessly hounding cunt) * * * DON'T TAKE LIFE SO SERIOUSLY. YOU WON'T GET OUT OF IT ALIVE, ANYWAY.

His mother's sister comes in visit.

Inspired by the greatest rape fantasy story I ever read, "MOM’S DILEMMA" by Coyote, I take a crack at rewriting it, putting my own spin on the classic tale and substituting in all the girls from my own personal fantasies. Introduction: A wrong turn down a dirt road turns into a nightmare more horrifying than anything prudish mother Janet Smith could have imagined while it also becomes a fantasy and an opportunity that Janet’s own son and three other young boys would have never believed.

Poetic raunch. Is this an adaptation of 'The Rime of the Ancient Mariner'? Nope, never read it, but it is spelled correctly. :-)

Rob hacks into his sister's Twitter account and sends fake tweets, that turn out to come true.

Mommy and I figure out how to have golden showers again