Masturbation Stories

You see them every summer - the teenage car wash. Be it the local 4H, cheerleaders, a class trip, or whoever else needs money they all pretty much follow the same script. The guys do all the work while the hot girls are positioned on the side of the side jumping up and down in skimpy clothing to draw in the perverts and pedophiles. Guess where I was!

Sue and her husband have Tom come to do some work around their house. While the husband is out of town, Sue treats Tom and he realizes in the end that his whole job was to "do Sue".

Fourteen-year-old Peter Waxler is raised by his mother as a spineless sissy to punish her absent, macho husband. The wicked mother is controlling and overbearing, using her friends to tease the boy without permitting him sexual relief. The boy's life is miserable until the woman next door builds his confidence by teaching him to be a man in a rather unconventional way.

A couple's 1st thru 3rd meet. Confusing lies about sex and modesty. She exposes, then shares beau with room mate +. A memoir.

If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale