When Damien needed a cat sitter in a hurry, his thoughts turned to the girl next door. OK, so it wasn't the first time that his thoughts had turned to his neighbours' cute fifteen-year-old daughter, but this time was a bit different. Then, when she came round to talk to him about it, he caught her reading one of his mucky stories and it was obvious that it was turning her on.
Father John is transferred to his third parish. Each time he was caught molesting his parishioners. This time we find him in a small parish in the Bible Belt in the 1950's.
Told to me as true by a friend, this is another first time story. I've known this guy a long time, but only recently met his sister. Having met her, I believe him.