Those were the words that young Brit Oliver Hunt couldn't bring himself to say when he picked them up from the pavement. He'd seen them fall out of her bag, but how to return them to her?
Liam was horrified when his penis began to stir at the sight of his daughter wearing her short school skirt. He tried to enlist the help of his wife to get her to dress more appropriately but she rightly guessed the real cause of his request. She borrowed Ella's clothes to spice up their lovemaking and it was working a treat, right up until Ella came home unexpectedly.
Unfaithful, inattentive parents in a failing marriage. Bickering siblings who can barely stand to be in the same room. A sister who jetted off to college and never calls. A long list of secrets and dark histories. These are the ingredients that make up the dysfunctional Greenfield family. But the oldest son's girlfriend has a plan to help repair this fractured family, by converting them to her own family's not-so-conventional lifestyle.