That probably wouldn't have been how Maria would have described it as she lay on the floor, nursing her injured hands. But when she got back from the hospital and realized that she couldn't take off her own panties, possibilities did start to occur to her.
Scirewood Academy is a private all-girls boarding school, and Mike Messina, a former Hollywood SFX supervisor, is the school’s newest science teacher. He's every girl’s secret fantasy. Clever, brilliant, charming, devastatingly handsome, and quite possibly a former porn star. When rumors begin to swirl about inappropriate relations between he and his students, Mike’s career quickly unravels, until a mysterious blackout changes his world forever.
Jake, at 59 has lost his wife and is so depressed he considered suicide. His son helps him overcome his wife's death and two years later throws him a neighborhood birthday party. It's at that party that he realizes that his divorced and pregnant next door neighbor is smashingly beautiful and he wonders if she might be interest in him too.
Bob found out his best friend's mom secretly worked for an escort service that all the high school boys thought was a front for prostitution. Bob couldn't believe she would do that. Nobody in her normal world would have even imagined that. He had lusted after her for years. Now he could blackmail her into escorting him to the opera. Would she agree? If she did, how would it go? And how would his best friend react if he found out?
When 19 year old Prissy goes to college she decides it's finally time for her to be herself. She dyes her hair blonde, changes her name to Pissie, and comes out of the closet as a lesbian piss slut...But will she ever find true love?