Satanic, in a word, but not in the normal sense. a quote might help. "You think so? You have any idea how hard it is to read Aramaic?" Oh, and 'virulence' was a typo, but I left it. You'll see. Have fun. Then tell me.
An accident with a particle accelerator sends Mary - a beautiful post doc - into an alien dimension. This dimension differs from ours in many ways, but the most important? It has a fuck based ecology. Can Mary get home - or is she...screwed?
Two teens have made use of magic they don't understand and cannot control to try to land the guy of their dreams. The magic has given them voluptous bodies, but nothing has gone the way they expected. They return to the magic store where everything started in an effort to set things right. However, first they have to explain exactly how things have gone wrong.
Secret Agent, James Blonde, faces his most difficult, yet rewarding mission, when he is forced to pay a little visit to Chrystal Heights. Question: What happens when you mix Ian Fleming, J.K. Rowling, Raymond Chandler, Monty Python and Erotic Bimbo author extraordinaire, Chrystal Wynd? Answer: An absurd parody that I hope will make you all laugh and give you a warm feeling (in your men and lady parts, that is, lol). Enjoy!
A Halloween Story
A respected TV ratings analyst discovers that a secret he has been protecting for most of his lifetime is in great danger of being prime-time peril. Can a semi-mythical children's cartoon really be a catalyst for pure evil instead? And what would the overnight ratings be for the start of the end of the world? Stay tuned...
Aelin Galathynius has surrendered to Maeve, the Fae Queen. Now she must endure the humiliation and degradation of the cruel queen's torments while Aelin tries to recover her magic power. Succeed and she can make Maeve regret ever tangling with her; fail and Aelin will condemn herself and many others to a life of slavery or worse. A dark fantasy sequel to Sarah J. Maas's Empire of Storms. Knowledge of the Throne of Glass series is helpful but not necessary.
Bert has longed to be a great magician so he puts an ad out on Craigslist. When the lovely Enchantra answers the ad, some wondrous things begin to happen.