A meek and unsuccessful man finds a magical fang. He soon becomes a macho chick magnet, breeding woman after woman. Unfortunately, the fang does have some drawbacks...
The Duke's second daughter is proud, wilful and difficult - not unlike the Duke. So rescuing her from the invading army was always going to be trouble, but then he could hardly leave her; the Earl's army would happily have added her to all the other women that they would misuse abominably.
My new neighbors seemed to be always hosting parties and while these often kept me awake at night, I really wasn't that much interested in what was going on between a bunch of old people. Then one night I just happened to watch the "after-party" events and suddenly my interest in their parties changed considerably! OK, this one is a bit short so before you complain to me, remember I can only say what happened, not what you want to happen!