The green-skinned zombies appeared a year ago, and Ethan Cross has been surviving in the middle of this hellhole of a world by himself since that day. For being a survivor in a zombie apocalypse, he's not doing too badly. But he still wants news of what's happening in the outside world. A scavenging trip to an old electronics store in search of a radio brings him in contact with something he didn't think he'd ever see again: A woman.
Unfaithful, inattentive parents in a failing marriage. Bickering siblings who can barely stand to be in the same room. A sister who jetted off to college and never calls. A long list of secrets and dark histories. These are the ingredients that make up the dysfunctional Greenfield family. But the oldest son's girlfriend has a plan to help repair this fractured family, by converting them to her own family's not-so-conventional lifestyle.
Driving for over three hours between my school and Pittsburgh can be REALLY boring. Fortunately this time my cousin Kristen was along so you can imagine what happened along the way, especially considering how horny my dad was!
Like every child, I always looked forward to Christmas morning. When I got into my teens the magic seemed to wear off a bit as the dolls and toys gave way to clothes, CDs and the usual teenager gifts. That all changed after I turned sixteen and started having sex with my parties. Ever since then, Christmas mornings have been extra special because now I look forward to my "special" Christmas present from my dad.