I loved going over to my friend's house. His divorced mom was cool in a way that my parents weren't, letting us do things I couldn't at home. The sense of freedom I had over there was refreshing. But they had a dark secret...
This revelation may seem absurd and unbelievable, but the offspring of the Devil live among us. The mother of all sin, Eve, did more than just bite the forbidden fruit. God rested on the seventh day and a serpent shape-shifted into the Devil. For the next seven days, hour after hour, day and night, the Dark Lord emptied his seed into Eve. God watched from the heavens horrified that His creation was being abused by the twisted and cunning Devil. It was the beginning of the Dark Truth days.
Twelve-inched well-hung Henry Humper spends the afternoon with his chubby sixteen-year-old cheerleader daughter Honey Humper and her gigantic young boobs. This story is a satire!
I wrote a story called Turning 16 and it defied many readers ability to ignore the teen speak. So here's the translated version. A tiny amount of creative license was used as well. This is a misogynistic fantasy about a California kid who's about to turn 16 and he's nervous. Nervous because of a family tradition from the female side of the family. Every female for generations has been raised to carry on the family tradition and part of that tradition is implied submissiveness.