Inspired by Vini Vedi's improper, filthy and implausible writings, I thought I'd let my dirty imagination run riot, limited by the same reason he wrote his Perfectly Acceptable Story
Five year old Amanda is in the wrong place at the wrong time and becomes a liability to her father. He decides to solve his problem in a very entertaining way.
A high school girl and her father struggle to deal with the absence of her mother. The daughter starts having fuzzy days and then everything makes sense when she finds out she is pregnant.