This story is a parody of the Encyclopedia Brown mysteries. I'd be the first person to admit that I can't write short two or three page mysteries the way Donal J. Sobol does, but at least I can take his characters, age them a few years, and then put them in adult/sexual situations. This should be a fairly short story for me, and after it's done I'll start working on a new Ben 10 story or another Jason story, but in the meantime enjoy this one.
Visiting her older bro in college, a girl learns he is still heartbroken over a girl who dumped him for his own roomate. Little sister pretends to be her brother's girlfriend in order to piss off the ex-girlfriend but instead discovers her own love for her brother.
Q: How are Alabama, Alaska, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Georgia, Florida, Hawaii, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont, Virginia, Canada, Mexico and the European Union alike? A: Ask a close cousin.
"So, how long have you and your mother been fucking?" That's what my "girlfriend," Kathy, asked me while we were lying in bed, our third time together. Since she'd already discovered our secret, I figured I had to tell her the story.
This is the story of Mary O’Donnell, a story of survival against terrible odds. Using her wits and her ability to adapt, to do whatever it takes to survive, she overcomes obstacles and triumphs over adversity.
Melissa takes care of her brother's sore muscles after his track practices. He also has another... problem, and when she offers to help with that too things race forward. But she believes firmly in saying NO and she says it all the way to the finish line. / (Reviews)