Hal, a retired cop, moves to a far-off town after his second divorce. He finds a cheap house, near the trailer park, and soon beigns to befriend the teen girls who live there. He finds ways to invite them over, and indulge his taste for nubile teenage girls, with hot bodies and a high sex drive.
Suzie is certain she will remain a virgin unless some boy decides to pull down her panties and "takes advantage" of her. Now, she has to figure out a way for one of these "taking advantage" situations to happen. Her best friend Molly can't stop giggling when she tries to map out her clitoral geography for Biology. It would be so much easier if she was not so very wet there all the time. Her babysitting job is stressfree. At least, until the husband mistakes her for his flirty wife.
She's trying out some sexy poses in her boyfriend's photography studio when the door opens and in walks the last person in the world she'd hope to see. Illustrated.