This is just silly. But sometimes that's just what you need.[quote]Lucinda found herself back on the grassy verge near the river, flat on her back, legs wrapped securely about Buddy's frantically pumping torso.[/quote]
I wanted to get to know Ray better, so when he invited me over to watch Sunday football with his friends, I accepted. The friends didn't show up. After a while, we began to wager a buck on the next play. Then we were wagering our clothing. Eventually, the loser would become the servant.
If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale