Food Stories

A Filthy Tales for Wicked Grown-Ups Story
This is the TRUE story of the three little Piggs. Wolfgang Lupine "The Big Bad Wolf" thought he could huff and puff and blow their houses down—but the three little Piggs had other plans. Penelope the baker lured him in with cream and curves. Clarabelle the milkmaid milked more than his ego. And Bettina, the brick-house headmistress, made him beg for detention. No bedtime story—this is a filthy fairytale of whips, cream, and squeals of delight. He came to conquer. They made him moan.

A Story in the Damsels In Distress Universe
John Flintkote is home from the wars. Wounded in body mind and spirit, he is sent to Walter Reed to recover as best he can. Discharged, he goes home...

A Tess Story
Whether or not you have any candy canes left over from Christmas, you might be interested in how Tess makes use of them. Illustrated.

When timid librarian Timothy Tiddleton is abducted by the fearsome (and insatiable) Captain Mad Molly Tugg, he’s plunged into a world of rigging, rum, and wildly inappropriate nautical education. Bound, teased, and trained by a crew of filthy misfits—including a peg-armed vixen and a parrot who shouts obscenities—Timothy discovers the sea’s true treasure might just be oral historiography.

An honest guy meets a girl as sweet as she is perverse. Can he really be the master that this childlike masochist dreams of?

This is a story about Sabitri a dedicated housewife living a life full of everything with her husband Kamal … well everything except physical satisfaction.

June goes out for a morning run, when a storm comes upon her. She makes it to her garage safely, bringing in a young girl going to school with her, upon which an erotic workout ensues.

An Updated Nursery Rhymes Story
Twins Nessa and Xander discuss Nessa's muffins and her muff. Illustrated.