First Stories

Jerry is off to college, but before he goes, he sits down with his little 13-year-old brother and gives him the Cliff-Notes version of "his" idea of what the Birds and the Bees are all about. With their mother being the only woman around, little bro decides to make his move.

John returns as a counselor at a summer camp for teen girls. It's a special camp, with a very liberal idea of summer activities. His co-counselor this year is a camper from previous years. They teach four young teens all the things they didn't learn in sex-ed.

Farewell orgy featuring the female cast of a dearly departed ABC TV series.

In a crisis, the family lawyer offers more than advice.

Fourteen-year-old Dirk is indentured to a tavern brothel in fifteenth-century Germany, where his virginity is bid on by nobility and church alike.

Their hobby was hunting cherries. Not the ones that grew on trees but those of young boys and girls.

This is a blend of fact and fiction. The fiction part is me fucking mom. The rest is fact.