First Stories

Paul's scheduled for a vasectomy and needs to shave his groin as part of the prep. He cuts himself, and his daughter Lisa offers to help. Turns out she's shaved too, and by the time she gets done with him she wants to compare. It would be a shame to waste his last load of sperm... wouldn't it?

An Uncle Bob Story
Mandy finally gets to babysit for her Uncle Bob and Aunt Julie. When they come home tipsy, Aunt Julie's horny, and Uncle Bob would like to solve her problem, but he's had enough to drink that he needs a little... help. Now if Mandy would just do this one little thing...

Sunday afternoon at the oxbow. You and Aunt Olivia. There are many things in books and she's a librarian.

During the final frat party of the year, Logan is intrigued by a mysterious girl, but she disappears the next morning leaving only a phone number. Forced to a family reunion during his summer holiday, he runs into his girl but is it worth the risk to pursue, or should he forget what desires?

When I needed it, someone showed me how to masturbate when I got erections. Thanks, Mom. And, there's more, too. I'll tell you all about my sister and me, as well.

A novel-length do-over about a man born in 1955: he lived until 2038. A retired Buddhist monk befriended Mason and caused strange things to happen. Mace died normally, only to wake up at age 13 with all of his old memories. But he's not living his life over. Everything is really different. He's on a parallel planet with a completely different history and bizarre morals. It is the polar opposite of feminism. Succinctly stated: it's a raunchy romp. 33 chapters. Slow start.

A story in the George series.
George is a widower and he is home alone in the cold Danish autumn. Out of the blue, or out of the creek more like, Melissa - his oldest daughter Emma's friend - shows up. Melissa has been invited to spend the week studying with Emma while her parents are out of the country. Only Emma isn't there - she's on holidays with her siblings visiting relatives. What is George to do?

Steve is sent off to spend the summer at his grandmother's house. It turns into a very interesting summer for Steve and lasts a lot longer than the summer.

A series of mishaps results in Dr. Starr's uncomfortable situation in the backseat of his car, with his daughter's fourteen-year-old friend on his lap. She's cute and she's not sitting still which causes an inevitable hard-on. But instead of being shocked, the little minx does the unexpected and Dr. Starr's life is changed forever. He struggles to do the "right" thing, to be the responsible adult, but his willpower is not as strong as his libido.

Michael Wright found the one thing he loved better than pot. But how much of a good thing can one person stand? This is a sequel of sorts to Brain Sauce.